John Mayer

Morning Memo: Madonna News Roundup; Lindsay Lohan's Straight Answer; Jennifer Aniston Not Pregnant

Madonna performing in Las Vegas Saturday.
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Madonna performing in Las Vegas Saturday.

Madonna has been drawing complaints from her neighbors at Central Park West's Harperley Hall with her practicing at "all hours of the night." [Full Disclosure]

Meanwhile, sources claim that Alex Rodriguez has been telling ex- wife Cynthia that his affair with Madonna "is just a phase he is going through, and asking her to hang on and wait for him." [Page Six Magazine]

However, Mr. Rodriguez is supposedly planning on accompanying Madonna on her South American tour. [R&M]

Lindsay Lohan continues to eschew labels. When asked by a magazine if she considered herself a bisexual, Ms. Lohan answered, "Maybe. Yeah," and "No" to whether she was a lesbian. [P6]  read more »

Morning Memo: Madonna and Guy Ritchie Split; Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Back On; Ivanka Trump's New Lunch Plans

Guy Ritchie and Madonna at the RocknRolla premiere <br>last month.
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Guy Ritchie and Madonna at the RocknRolla premiere
last month.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have prepared a statement announcing that they plan to divorce. Silver lining? Madonna is reportedly planning to move back to New York! [NYDN

On-again: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were seen together at La Esquina. [P6]  

A rep for Janet Jackson claims migraines are the reason she keeps canceling tour dates. [People]    read more »

At a "Secret" Show, John Mayer Says He's Been "Doing a Lot of Thinking"

John Mayer looked something like this <br>when he performed Tuesday night.
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John Mayer looked something like this
when he performed Tuesday night.

Late Tuesday evening, The Daily Transom headed to the Lower East Side, where John Mayer performed a "secret" midnight show at Mercury Lounge. Mr. Mayer was extremely loquacious between songs, but the notorious oversharer remained mum about Perez Hilton's recent allegations about him on Howard Stern's radio show. Mr. Mayer did, however, remark to the small audience—which included comedians Sherrod Small and James Smith—that "the sweat stains on my shirt predict McCain will win." The "subversive hipster crowd" (as Mr. Mayer dubbed the audience) booed, and he smirked and continued, "He's the juice box fortune heir, right? This is the worst segue into 'Waiting on the World to Change' ever.  read more »

Morning Memo: No New Baby for Madonna?; The Beatrice Inn's Neighbors Speak Out; Who Owns AshleyDupre.com?

Madonna.
Madonna.

Madonna's head flack Liz Rosenberg is insisting that the singer has no plans to adopt a three-year-old girl from Malawi in the near future, as had been reported. [Us]

Sources say actress Michelle Williams is taking extra steps to avoid the paparazzi in her Brooklyn neighborhood, reportedly "having a bodygaurd go around her block and make sure there are no photographers" each time she leaves the house. [P6]

West Villagers--including Amy Sedaris--are opposing the renewal of Beatrice Inn's liquor license, citing issues with noise, smoking, drugs, and taxis the club brings to the neighborhood. [Eater]

Joy Behar, Lorraine Bracco, Calvin Klein, Donna Karan, Alfie Fanjul, Pete Peterson, Sandy Hill Pittman, Marjorie Gubelmann, Debbie and Leon Black, and Tory Burch and Lyor Cohen all attended a special screening of Woody Allen's new film "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" in Southampton.  read more »

Morning Memo: Martha Blogs Perez; Gisele Makes $35 M. a Year

Heidi and Perez at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner.
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Heidi and Perez at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner.

Martha Stewart blogs, posts pictures of Perez Hilton at the White House Correspondents Dinner. [The Martha Blog via Daily Intel]  read more »

Celebrity Stumpers: John Mayer Has Room For Squares, Ron Paul

Okay, so it’s not exactly a new stump speech. Or even a speech, really. (Heck, are these people even celebrities?) In any case, this ethanol-scented clip features singer John Mayer getting into a tiff with former Mac spokesman Justin Long. Whatever about? Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul, of course—a politician Mr. Mayer is game to go to the mattresses for.

Mr. Long, who has somehow leveraged his Apple gig into a real acting career, insists that he and Mr. Mayer are just loudly agreeing (“We’re saying the same thing!” he shouts), but the cuddlesome crooner doesn’t seem to see it that way. “What Ron Paul wants to do...,” he shouts over and over, before being shoved further from Mr. Long and his curiously large posse. “What about Condoleezza [Rice]?” Mr. Long then asks Mr. Mayer, while someone (also famous?) jumps on his back. “No, not [drag performer] RuPaul,” Mr. Mayer hollers back, before adding: “Ron Paul! Read the constitution.”

John Mayer: 'I Fell Asleep With the Gay Network Logo On'

Who knew the 'Farnsworth Invention' could do <i>that?!?</i>
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Who knew the 'Farnsworth Invention' could do that?!?

It looks like John Mayer had a good time last night at Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter’s Waverly Inn. As the 30-year-old crooner was leaving the exclusive West Village eatery, apparently alone, a TMZ videographer rolled as Mr. Mayer sounded off.

In the midst of his rant, he accuses TMZ.com managing editor Harvey Levin of abusing the freedom of information act by subpeoning Mr. Mayer's thoughts—specifically the ones he had on September 14, 2007.

“The reason I’m so worried about this night is that I had a little bit too much to drink that night and I fell asleep with the gay network Logo on,” he told them with a straight face, pausing to look at the ground for a few moments. “A lot of dreams were had that night and if they ever get out, they represent a very small fraction of my day.”  read more »

John Mayer: "I'm Kind of a Douchebag"

John Mayer: "I'm Kind of a Douchebag"
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Baby-faced musician John Mayer has finally discovered this thing called the Internet. Last night in New York, in a move that could either feed the anti-Mayer fire or snuff it altogether, the singer was filmed by a TMZ videographer admitting that even he can’t stand John Mayer.

I went on the Internet today, and I Googled myself. And I had to kinda put it all together at once to realize, at the end of it all, I'm kind of a douchebag. I want to apologize at the Internet world at large.”

Don't expect an impassioned defense from this guy.