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Paper of Record Goes Team Aniston

Paper of Record Goes Team Aniston
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Today, The New York Times' Brooks Barnes offered a hard-hitting A1 investigative report on how Angelina Jolie manipulates the press, especially how she uses access to her family to further her own agenda.

Writes Mr. Barnes:

Shifting the focus is one of Ms. Jolie’s best maneuvers, magazine editors and publicity executives say. When she became romantically involved with Mr. Pitt, for instance, she faced a public relations crisis — being portrayed in the tabloid press as a predator who stole Mr. Pitt from his wife, Jennifer Aniston.

This time, it was Ms. Jolie’s charity work that helped turn the story. Long interested in international humanitarian work, Ms. Jolie appeared in Pakistan, where she visited camps housing Afghan refugees, and even met with President Pervez Musharraf. Ms. Jolie and Mr. Pitt made a subsequent trip to Kashmir to bring attention to earthquake victims.

In a conspiracy like this, you build from the outer edges and you go step by step...  read more »

Morning Memo: Return of the Spitzer Scandal; Hillary Clinton's 'Courteous' Harlem Reception; Jennifer Aniston Strikes Back

Jennifer Aniston.
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Jennifer Aniston.

Page Six is reporting that a former callgirl named Natalie McLennan, whose name was exposed by an unnamed website, was responsible for blowing the whistle on Ashley Dupre. [P6]

In an interview with Vogue, Jennifer Aniston says it was "very uncool" of Angelina Jolie to publically discuss the beggining of her relationship with the then still-married Brad Pitt: "There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening...I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss."[NYDN]

The audience reaction Hillary Clinton at the 200th anniversary of the Abyssinian Baptist Church in Harlem, where husband Bill has his offices, was apparently "courteous, but not nearly as exuberant as it used to be...Nothing compared to the applause she would have received a year ago." [P6]  read more »

Morning Memo: Madonna News Roundup; Lindsay Lohan's Straight Answer; Jennifer Aniston Not Pregnant

Madonna performing in Las Vegas Saturday.
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Madonna performing in Las Vegas Saturday.

Madonna has been drawing complaints from her neighbors at Central Park West's Harperley Hall with her practicing at "all hours of the night." [Full Disclosure]

Meanwhile, sources claim that Alex Rodriguez has been telling ex- wife Cynthia that his affair with Madonna "is just a phase he is going through, and asking her to hang on and wait for him." [Page Six Magazine]

However, Mr. Rodriguez is supposedly planning on accompanying Madonna on her South American tour. [R&M]

Lindsay Lohan continues to eschew labels. When asked by a magazine if she considered herself a bisexual, Ms. Lohan answered, "Maybe. Yeah," and "No" to whether she was a lesbian. [P6]  read more »

Single Person's Movie: Office Space

Say hello to Lumbergh: <i>Office Space</i>
Say hello to Lumbergh: Office Space

It's 2 AM and you awake with a jerk, alone in your fully-lit apartment and still on the couch. On TV, the credits of some movie you've already seen a billion times are scrolling by. It feels like rock bottom. And we know, because we're just like you: single.

Need a movie to keep you company until you literally can't keep your eyes open? Join us tonight when we pass out to Office Space [starting @ 12:25 a.m. on 5 Star Max]

Why we'll try to stay up and watch it: Long before David Brent and Michael Scott made the office a place for awkwardness and embarrassment, there was 1999.  read more »

Morning Memo: Madonna and Guy Ritchie Split; Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Back On; Ivanka Trump's New Lunch Plans

Guy Ritchie and Madonna at the RocknRolla premiere <br>last month.
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Guy Ritchie and Madonna at the RocknRolla premiere
last month.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have prepared a statement announcing that they plan to divorce. Silver lining? Madonna is reportedly planning to move back to New York! [NYDN

On-again: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were seen together at La Esquina. [P6]  

A rep for Janet Jackson claims migraines are the reason she keeps canceling tour dates. [People]    read more »

Morning Memo: Scarlett Johnansson Slights Bouncer; Chace Crawford Lives Like a Pig; Travis Barker and DJ AM Expected to Recover

Scarlett Johansson.
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Scarlett Johansson.

Scarlett Johansson informed a photo-seeking bouncer at Lower East Side bar National Underground that she is "not the Statue of Liberty." [P6]

Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford brought a girl back to his apartment and she reported that the bathroom is covered in "crusty toothpaste and self-tanner." [Full Disclosure

Former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and DJ AM, both of whom were badly injured in a plane crash on Friday, are expected to make a full recovery. [US Weekly]  read more »

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie More Likely to Marry in the Possibly-Not-So-Distant Future!!!

Brad Pitt
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Brad Pitt

This morning, we learned that Brad Pitt donated $100,000 to fight a ballot initiave to overturn California's legalization of same sex marriage. In a statement to reporters, Pitt explained why he was supporting the cause:

Because no one has the right to deny another their life, even though they disagree with it, because everyone has the right to live the life they so desire if it doesn't harm another and because discrimination has no place in America, my vote will be for equality and against Proposition 8.

Moving words, Brad, but we celebrity aficionados know there's much more to this move than the open-minded actor's compassion or humanity or whatever.  read more »

Jennifer Aniston, Tobey Maguire, Meg Ryan! The Fashion Week Party You Wish You Went To

Jennifer Aniston.
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Jennifer Aniston.

Monday evening, the most celeb-packed event in town may not have been the photographer-infested Marc Jacobs show, but an all-but-unpublicized affair across town that took place concurrently—we can only assume this was intentional, in hopes that the fashion machine would be otherwise occupied—on far West 31st Street, where David Arquette and Ben Harper were launching their organic clothing line, Propr, at a bash that doubled as Mr. Arquette's birthday party.

There was no red carpet, no flashbulbs. We stepped into the freight elevator, and as it was about to close, in popped Meg Ryan, in jeans and black corduroy blazer. She stood there awkwardly while everyone tried to pretend that Meg Ryan hadn't just stepped into the elevator. (Note: Her face looked much less scary in person than it has in her last few movies).  read more »

A Reader's Guide to Celebrity Parent Tell-All Books

Lynne Spears with her favorite little sequel
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Lynne Spears with her favorite little sequel

Apparently, an increasingly coherent and aware Britney Spears is upset about her mother Lynne's forthcoming tell-all, Through the Storm. The book reveals, among other things, that the pop star lost her virginity at 14 and began drinking in middle school, along with embarrassing details about Britney's many, many crack-ups. No longer content to act as a passive, panty-less A.T.M. for everyone in her circle, Spears is "furious" with her mother, especially since she thinks Lynne "caused so many of her problems and issues" to begin with. We're inclined to believe her--history tells us that just about everything can be blamed on overbearing, childhood-denying, money-hungry stage parents.  read more »

Jennifer Aniston to Guest Star on 30 Rock

Jennifer Aniston to Guest Star on <i>30 Rock</i>
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Guys, remember when Jennifer Aniston was actually a TV actress and not just a Hollywood beefcake's weepy ex or current arm candy? Well, she's about to remind us on an upcoming episode of 30 Rock. John Mayer will be eating his shorts!

She'll definitely appear on the show, which airs on NBC, the channel that gave her a household name (and haircut) on Friends, a publicist confirmed, but he has no further details, according to the AP.

 

Morning Memo: Gossip Girl's Creator "Feels Bad" About New Ads; Why Are Lindsay and Samantha Shopping for Baby Clothes?

An ad for the upcoming season of Gossip Girl.
An ad for the upcoming season of Gossip Girl.

The new ads for Gossip Girl that use criticisms of the show as complimentary slogans--"Mind-blowingly inappropriate"--make the show's creator, Josh Schwartz, feel bad. [Daily Intelligencer]

A Los Angeles cop, who was said to be fearful for his safety, pulled a gun on P. Diddy and his entourage during a routine traffic stop. [NY Daily News]

Casey Johnson, the billionaire heiress previous linked to Courtenay Semel, showed up at Kathy Lee Gifford's 55th birthday party with a new girlfriend named "Lisa," who was wearing a leather trench coat. [P6]  read more »

Morning Memo: No New Baby for Madonna?; The Beatrice Inn's Neighbors Speak Out; Who Owns AshleyDupre.com?

Madonna.
Madonna.

Madonna's head flack Liz Rosenberg is insisting that the singer has no plans to adopt a three-year-old girl from Malawi in the near future, as had been reported. [Us]

Sources say actress Michelle Williams is taking extra steps to avoid the paparazzi in her Brooklyn neighborhood, reportedly "having a bodygaurd go around her block and make sure there are no photographers" each time she leaves the house. [P6]

West Villagers--including Amy Sedaris--are opposing the renewal of Beatrice Inn's liquor license, citing issues with noise, smoking, drugs, and taxis the club brings to the neighborhood. [Eater]

Joy Behar, Lorraine Bracco, Calvin Klein, Donna Karan, Alfie Fanjul, Pete Peterson, Sandy Hill Pittman, Marjorie Gubelmann, Debbie and Leon Black, and Tory Burch and Lyor Cohen all attended a special screening of Woody Allen's new film "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" in Southampton.  read more »

Balenciaga Baby! Jennifer Connelly Is Fashion House's New Gal

Balenciaga Baby! Jennifer Connelly Is Fashion House's New Gal
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In the years since Cristóbal Balenciaga launched his eponymous fashion label on Avenue George V in Paris during the summer of 1937, his maison de mode has outfitted more than a few recognizable dames. And, as an in-depth New Yorker profile from last year pointed out, Balenciaga, the company, has long depended on the celebrity of its more powerful, repeat patrons, which have included: the de Rothchilds, Paul Mellon, the Duke of Windsor, Prince Rainier, Countess Mona Bismark and Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.

So it was probably with no small effort that the label chose its newest public “face”—the Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Connelly.  read more »

Gossip Roundup: Vincent Gallo and Terry Richardson Wish You an Annoying Thanksgiving; Nicole Richie's Turkey-Day Good Deed!

Yawn. What? Right. Here's the gossip round-up for Nov. 23, 2008, Thanksgiving Friday and possibly the slowest news day ever.

An eight-months-pregnant Nicole Richie and her friend, the society disc jockeyess Samantha Ronson, volunteered at a Hollywood soup kitchen yesterday.  read more »

More From the Moth: Aaron Eckhart Likes Milk Duds

It didn’t take Aaron Eckhart, a guest at last night’s The Moth event in Union Square, long to place his most memorable New York moment.

Ten years ago, when Mr. Eckhart, now 39, was a “struggling New York actor,” he was out for an evening stroll in the midst of the winter holiday season. “Snow on the street, lights in the trees of Gramercy Park—beautiful, the night, gorgeous, holding hands with my then-girlfriend,” he said, pausing to look at his now-girlfriend, a tall dirty-blonde with chiseled features. “You’ll have to excuse me,” he told her sheepishly, wearing a leather jacket over a blue sweater and denim shirt. Looking back at the Daily Transom, he went on, “A car comes around a corner, honks his horn at another car, I said, ‘Shut up!’ and he said, ‘Fuck you!’ and then drove off into the night. And that’s when I realized that I was in New York City!”

As for his view of Halloween here, a more city-wise Mr. Eckhart simply views it as “a normal day in New York City,” he offered with a chuckle. “I like when people dress up as boxes of things, like Milk Duds. I always think that’s a clever disguise, because I just like being boxes of things. I’ve never done it myself, but I admire those who have the guts to do it. It takes courage.”

He just finished shooting Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight, the newest installment in the Batman franchise, in which he plays Gotham’s district attorney Harvey Dent alongside fellow actors Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Gary Oldman. Next up: Traveling—a romantic comedy co-starring Jennifer Aniston.  read more »

Aniston Wants to Move to New York


What is that strange aroma that’s been wafting over our fine city of late? That unmistakable stench of sweet no-foam Coffee Bean lattes, pungently fresh Birkin-bag calfskin and sour paparazzi exhaust can mean only one thing: the sudden invasion of Hollywood celebrities!

It seems Jennifer Aniston is just the latest of a long list of Tinseltown stars who, bearing the considerable weight of both actual and personal baggage, wants to put down roots in New York. In the most recent issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Ms. Aniston explains that she may soon join the ranks of—gasp!—the Jolie-Pitt clan, Lindsay Lohan, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Natalie Portman and other camera-ready L.A. transplants, who have all seemingly settled down on the fair banks of the Hudson.

Celebrity Diaspora: Jennifer Aniston Wants in on NYC, Too! [Daily Intelligencer]

 

Mommies Unite! You’ve Got Nothing to Lose!

Leslie Bennetts has been a <i>Vanity Fair</i> contributing editor since 1988; before that, she was a reporter for 10 years at <i>The New York Times</i>.
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Leslie Bennetts has been a Vanity Fair contributing editor since 1988; before that, she was a reporter for 10 years at The New York Times.

Before reading this book, I was familiar with the name Leslie Bennetts primarily because, as a Vanit  read more »

Us Editor Janice Min Dictates: In Raw Times, Jessica, Jen, Jolie

Janice Min.
Janice Min.

“The whole age of the soft interview is gone,” Janice Min said.    read more »

It’s Puzzling! But Wordy Drama Entertains Up and Down

Former President Bill Clinton in <i>Wordplay</i>.
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Former President Bill Clinton in Wordplay.

Patrick Creadon’s Wordplay, written by Mr.  read more »

Defending Break-Up: Snuffling, Bile Meet Non-Romance of Year

Jennifer Aniston in <i>The Break-Up</i>.
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Jennifer Aniston in The Break-Up.

The first time I saw The Break-Up, the woman next to me sighed and shifted and muttered under her br  read more »

Onetime 'It' Girl Back as Bettie

In The Notorious Bettie Page, Gretchen Mol gives a juicy performance as the palpitating pin-up girl  read more »

Onetime ‘It’ Girl Back as Bettie

In The Notorious Bettie Page, Gretchen Mol gives a juicy performance as the palpitating pin-up girl  read more »

Slevin's Debt to Tarantino: Who Cares as Long as It's Fun?

Paul McGuigan’s Lucky Number Slevin, from a screenplay by Jason Smilovic, masterfully manages to m  read more »

Slevin’s Debt to Tarantino: Who Cares as Long as It’s Fun?

Sweet heartthrob no more: Josh Hartnett, with a gun, in <i>Lucky Number Slevin</i>.
Sweet heartthrob no more: Josh Hartnett, with a gun, in Lucky Number Slevin.

Paul McGuigan’s Lucky Number Slevin, from a screenplay by Jason Smilovic, masterfully manages  read more »

Rumor Has It Aniston Stinks

This boy
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This boy

The dull days of January are a good time to play catch-up.  read more »

Soderbergh, Clooney and Co. Make Mideast Mess Too Simple

Mass distraction: George Clooney in <i>Syriana</i>.
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Mass distraction: George Clooney in Syriana.

Stephen Gaghan’s Syriana, from a screenplay by Mr.  read more »

When America Lost Its Way

When journalists get too close to the makers of the story's skein, when their access becomes a giddy ride of power, the ability to faithfully interpret the news unfolding before them becomes impossible. This is a story (as they always say in first paragraphs of the bad feature pieces) about a nation led astray by corruption and intoxication, by the unholy ass-grab in the corridors of power, by the simple delight of cavorting with the magnified personality-simulacras of the elite. Also we hear the whole Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughan thing is a total put-on.
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A Winning Jennifer Aniston Plays a Texan Emma Bovary

Miguel Arteta's The Good Girl , from a screenplay by Mike White (who also appears in the film), turn  read more »